Baseball Diarrhea Song

I just decided to upload this video of diarrhea.
Baseball diarrhea song. The diarrhea song is a silly song made popular in the 1989 movie parenthood. Here s the full official lyrics and a few other fun things everyone needs to know about the diarrhea song. Diarrhea diarrhea when you re sitting in the gutter and you re eating bread and butter diarrhea diarrhea when you re climbing in the the loft and you tread in something soft diarrhea diarrhea it isn t very fun when you ve got a runny bum diarrhea diarrhea. Baseball diarrhea song when your in the baters box and it s filling up your socks diarrhea diarrhea when your bout to hit the ball and out your butt it falls diarrhea diarrhea if your headed towards first and your butts about to burst diarrhea diarrhea.
If you are reading this and you have helped with this. There are very few hard rules in creation of the diarrhea song the use of and in the middle is a tradition and as such an exception to the rule. When it s coming out your bum like a bullet in a gun diarrhea diarrhea yeah yeah yeah. I was teaching body pains in class i have a toothache i have an earache etc when i decided to thro.
Simple 3 verse diarrhea song for esl young learners. Diarrhea but part of the fun is making up your own lyrics that fit the song s template. It has only a few official verses all about surprise. It is here that it will be revealed how one knows that it is in fact diarrhea and not something else.
Just a funny little diarrhea song from childhood days. Voices have been altered to protect the innocent.